How is someone supposed to learn their way through life when they're sheltered in a fortress of age-old trees that have passed their time?

Guess what I saw today! It was a big dragon that went rawr in the sky! It's tail was gigantic and it had fire spitting from it's mouth!
See Uncle Sigfreid, dragons DO exist!

Um, and also, what is a rainbow peedafile? I never quite got it... Sorry.